Chapter 1: A Food Crisis (STG)

Our story begins on the day of the national food festival. Tubba, being the honorary hero of the land gets invited. His buddy pal chum, Gonzales, hands him the letter that the princess of Generic Food Land has sent them.

“Hey bro! The princess sent us a letter!” Says Gonzales in excitement.

“Let’s hear it then.” Tubba says in response.

Gonzales began to read. “Dear Tubba and Gonzales, I would enjoy for you both to attend this years food festival, we will be holding a ceremony for your heroic deeds in the past and would like for you to give a speech. Yours truly, Princess Starfruit.

Tubba stands up, grabbing his club and gets ready to head off with Gonzales.

Tubba and Gonzales arrive on scene as they approach the town and wave at all the food residents.

“Haven’t you ever thought it was weird that you moved to a town will people that are made out of FOOD?!” Gonzales says as they continue walking.

“Nope.” Tubba says as he waves to the citizens that are cheering for him.

Tubba finally reaches the castle and as he opens the door. BAM! An explosion hits! It knocks back Tubba and Gonzales but they quickly regain their balance.

“Not this shit again!” Tubba says angrily.

As he looks up Chubba jumps down and captures Princess Starfruit.

“HELP ME TUBBA!” She screams!

Tubba stares at the enemy. His brother. Chubba.

“I do what I want!” he exclaims.

“This lil’ princess is gonna be mine! And I’m gonna eat her like the rest of this village!” Chubba says proudly.

“As if you pathetic teal fuck.” And with that, Tubba with help from Gonzales boosts themselves up to the roof to confront the Clubba. Chubba swiftfully escapes in one of his Chubba brand airships. Instead his grandmaster wizard Red appears!

“You’re not harming the king of awesome today, TUBBA R. CLUBBA BLUBBA!”

Red blasts Gonzales and Tubba in the cosmos! He used all the magic power in him to rid of them. Before Tubba and Gonzales hit the nearby planet Tubba looks at Gonzales.

“Here we go again.”

And thus, Tubba and Gonzales face plant, falling unconscious